"I hate having fun"
- SAID NO ONE EVER
Well, maybe Grumpy Aunt Marge. But c'mon, it's Grumpy Aunt Marge.
Well, maybe Grumpy Aunt Marge. But c'mon, it's Grumpy Aunt Marge.
...TURNS OUT THE 'WE WRITE BORING, STIFF, SAME SAME WORDS' BUSINESS IS JUST TOOOOOOO CROWDED
IT TURNS OUT PEOPLE SPEND MORE WHEN THEY'RE BUYING FROM REAL PEOPLE INSTEAD OF ROBOTS
YOU DON'T WANNA SOUND LIKE A SOULLESS ROBOT, DO YOU? NAAAAH
*no offense cardboard, but you're cardboard
PRODUCT DESCRIPTIONS? CHECK
BUSINESS NAMES & TAGLINES? TOTES
WEB COPY? YEP YEP
EDITORIAL/BLOG CONTENT? FOR SURE
GHOSTWRITING YOUR BIG SPEECH OR BOOK? UH-HUH
HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS AND NEED A WHOLE VOICE DO-OVER? BREATHE. WE GOT THIS.
ALL OF THE ABOVE? WE'LL BRING THE WHISKY
SAME-OLD-NO-PERSONALITY-SNOOZE-FEST-COPY? I'M SORRY, WHAT? WE MUST HAVE DOZED OFF FOR A SECOND THERE...
*Yes, an Australian wrote that
Get in touch if you're picking up what we're puttin' down and would like to schedule a FREE introductory consultation.
i.e. you want fun, playful, real-talk copy and positioning that makes you stand out in the abyss of sameness.
If you prefer real human face time, we're based in New York.
What's that? You're not in NYC? Oh man, if only someone could invent an online video phone thingy... oh yeah, they have. Skype! We do that too.